Insane Test: - EmeraldTokyo's Edited version. You'll multiply the score by 2 for the percentage of how crazy you are.
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"(I stub my toe a lot)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (Trying to read mail or looking at my phone at the time ...)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (more like off a moving vehicle)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (I do that all the time ... lol!)
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
So far: 5
[x] You have been called a blonde. (And told them they were a retard in retaliation.)
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (Damn it!)
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure. (Son of A!)
So far: 8
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
So Far: 12
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (only when I'm really tired lol!)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
So far: 17
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (instead of holding them up where it's obvious, I tap the surface of the table and mentally count the taps when adding. lol!)
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (I drank my coffee and felt it go down! ARGH!)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (
)So far: 22
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things. (I throw a lot of things too.)
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
So far: 26
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (Hell, I do that everywhere. Walls, Marble floors, Tile, etc.)
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
So far: 30
[x] You talk to yourself when you're alone.
[x] You role play your OCs almost daily.
[x] You've ordered food at the drive in using a different voice/accent.
[ ] You have stared at a TV screen when it's Static Filled, Blue Screen, or Off.
[x] You've had people get mad because they thought you were staring at them when you were only deep in thought.
So far: 34
[ ] You suck or chew on your hair or clothing.
[ ] You chew on non-food/non-candy items like paper, legos, etc.
[x] You hum your own theme music.
[x] You make sound effects when you're doing things that don't have their own sound effects.
[x] You fidget or rub your hands together often.
Total: 37
I'm 74% Crazy.
Luv,
Chrissy.
